Confirmed

I know because I saw them holding hands at the aut bar.

Helpful Hints About Robots

So, you may be wondering how to tell if someone is a robot or a human. Here are a few easy ways to tell.

1. Robots often have square shaped pupils, humans have round ones.

2. People usually have funny last names like Redmond, Smith, and Brown. Robots last names are usually numbers. For example, Shawltron 3000.

3. Robots use the metric system. People generally do not.

Those are the main ones, if you want to share other ways to ID robots, please submit a comment!

Sparkytron 3000

This is my cousin Sparkytron 3000. He is the violent, yet domesticated robot that is powered on bacon and ponies. Beware of his circular saw and hot frying pan. The unicycle lower body is a relic of his days in the circus. He is long since liberated from the freak show and lives with his boyfriend, Clippy, the helpful Microsoft paper clip in the West Village.

Robot Santa

This is a Robot Santa...no joke!